Real-Life Calliope
Can you WURM? I can.

Hey there! I'm Shizuka McCool (Aka Real-Life Calliope) and this is my blog!
I post a lot of stuff fandom-related, (Mostly Homestuck) and on occasion, my cosplays and photography!
I have a dark sense of humor so please don't take anything I say too seriously.

Calliope x John, tbh.

Robin Williams death, the true story.

I might get a lot of hate for this but I think it’d be pretty funny if the news and stuff was doing a report on robin williams death and then in the middle of the report the reporter said “This just in… YOU’VE BEEN PUNKED” and Robin Williams went on screen and laughed and danced then died because he had a heart attack from laughing.





-Season 1

1. Flight

2. The Earth’s Crust
3. Dinosaurs
4. Skin

5. Buoyancy

6. Gravity

7. Digestion

8. Phases of Matter

9. Biodiversity

10. Simple Machines

11. The Moon

12. Sound

13. Garbage

14. Structures

15. Earth’s Seasons

16. Light and Colour

17. Cells

18. Electricity

19. Outer Space

20. Eyeballs

-Season 2

1. Magnetism
2. Wind
3. Blood and Circulation
4. Chemical Reactions
5. Static Electricity
6. Food Web
7. Light Optics
8. Bones and Muscles
9. Ocean Currents
10. Heat
11. Insects
12. Balance
13. The Sun
14. The Brain
15. Forests
16. Communication
17. Momentum
18. Reptiles
19. Atmosphere
20. Respiration

-Season 3

1. Planets and Moon
2. Pressure
3. Plants
4. Rocks and Soil
5. Energy
6. Evolution
7. Water Cycle
8. Friction
9. Germs
10. Climates
11. Waves
12. Ocean Life
13. Mammals
14. Spinning Things
15. Fish
16. Human Transportation
17. Wetlands
18. Birds
19. Populations
20. Animal Locomotion

-Season 4

1. Rivers and Streams
2. Nutrition
3. Marine Mammals
4. Earthquakes
5. NTV Top 11 Video Countdown
6. Spiders
7. Pollution Solutions
8. Probability
9. Pseudoscience
10. Flowers
11. Archaeology
12. Deserts
13. Amphibians
14. Volcanoes
15. Invertebrates
16. Heart
17. Inventions
18. Computers
19. Fossils
20. Time

-Season 5

1. Forensics
2. Space Exploration
3. Genes
4. Architecture
5. Farming
6. Life Cycles
7. Do-It-Yourself Science
8. Atoms and Molecules
9. Ocean Exploration
10. Lakes and Ponds
11. Smell
12. Caves
13. Fluids
14. Erosion
15. Comets and Meteors
16. Storms
17. Measurement
18. Patterns
19. Science of Music
20. Motion

Looks like my schedule is filled for the next few days.



(Source: gangplankgalleon)

Inbox me or whatever uwu I’m just bored and stuff mehh

♂:I am a boy who has a crush on you
♀:I am a girl who has a crush on you
∞:I am other who has a crush on you
✌:You’re awesome
♡:I love your blog
❁:You’re beautiful
♬:I wish we were close
♧:I wish we were friends in real life
☆:I relate to a lot of the same things you go through
☮:You inspire me
☾:We should kiss maybe if you wanna that’d be great
✖:I would give you the greatest hug
ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ: Lets talk sometime

Part 2/2

I’m an alright sewer nothing special, few weeks back I made the pink leg warmer you will see in the pictures it wasn’t too hard so I could always commission those in what ever color you’d want etc. The boots you see you might recognize them, they are maka albarns shoes from Soul Eater. Those were the very first thing I made when I got into cosplay they are pretty worn down since I’ve worn them to two cons and only recently made them last year. I could easily make cosplay shoes for people since sometimes people would like more spot on shoes rather than plain sneakers or dress shoes.

I’m not too excited on making props since I’ve only ever made one and that is the scythe. (again belongs to Maka Albarn from Soul Eater ) It isn’t very good but it stand very nicely hasn’t fallen apart but has gotten beat up and formed a bit from movong. I could always commission props but it’d be somewhat expensive for materials but depending on the item I’d prefer to do nothing too big like a weapon unless it’s something small like a knife or something.

That concludes part 2/2 Thank you yet again if you read both parts. And again if you have any question, concerns, or recommendations then please inbox me or try to contact me through my email: (sorry for the dorky email) Thank you so much!

Part 1/2
Okay so I’d really like to commission things for people except I have a couple of problem the biggest one is I’m afraid people won’t like the item once they get it. ( I could always do a 100% refund thing) but the problems are for different things, I’ll start of talking about drawing commissions.

I’m not that good at drawing but I do consider my “art” fairly well drawn the only downside to drawing is other than ponies I suck at drawing original product. But if someone did want me to draw something I’d limit them to anime style, chibi, bands (without people just symbols and other stuff like the creature feature drawing.) Or just plain animation. Onto my next item.

Horns, for me at least, are the easiest things to do out of all these different commission ideas. There really is basically no problem with commissioning horns, I can make just about every troll horn there is (with the exception of rufioh, the summoner, grand high blood and all those really giant ones.) I could probably make fan troll horns too if the person gave me a reference. The one thing I’m afraid of is shipping. If the horns break while mailing I’d feel so bad, I would give them like 3/4 (or even 1/2) of what they paid but I’d still be upset.
That concludes part 1/2 (thank you for reading this and I’d love it if you people would inbox me questions or anything like that, even concerns or recommended prices for drawings/horns.)

Me:Mom…. dad…. I’m draco
Mom: oh it’s okay honey we respect your decisions
Dad: as long as you aren’t kawaii draco things are fine.
Me: I’m sorry dad…
Dad: *sigh*

Hey guys I’ve never mentioned that I have an instagram. I have one from displays and one for personal stuff.
Cosplay ig: flowercrownjohn
Personal if: sean_and_ride
I do have the privacy lock thing on my personal so if i don’t accept immediately don’t get spooked



why do teenage boys go through that phase where they just imitate female moaning noises

it’s the only way they can hear it

No doubt the best con ever.

Got peenor lolipops ;)